I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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