You can't special order awesome
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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