they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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