Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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