girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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