Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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