she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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