Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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