my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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