Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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