Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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