You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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