she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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