you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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