Can Purell be used as lube?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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