Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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