Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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