Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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