Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Send help, water and tortillas.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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