the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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