Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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