its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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