Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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