I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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