She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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