Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Actions speak louder than pants.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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