Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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