My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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