Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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