I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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