I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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