dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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