My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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