I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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