he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My penis needs a shock collar
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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