Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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