I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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