So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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