All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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