Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Everyone says I win the strip club
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
