I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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