please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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