her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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