Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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