Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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