I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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