I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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