Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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