youre lurking in front of me
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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