that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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