About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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