The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
