Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she looked like the before picture.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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